Never mind the pollocks

BIG BREAKING NEWS – drum, cymbal crash, ta-daa: It can be revealed today that there are mixed views on standards and service at the The Pie In The Sky Brasserie – the official name for the Camden Town Hall staff canteen. This year’s entries into a customer feedback book used by council staff to suggest improvements for the canteen (or say nice things) reveals how one official in the Judd Street offices, at least, is fed up with a diet of pollocks. The fish may be cheap, it is remarked, but also the worst tasting. Basic math(s).