Kay confesses: Nobody cares what I think

Ah, YouTube finally gets a copy of the Bryant vs Burley clash which hasn’t been i-Phoned off someone’s TV screen like a 1980s  cinema pirate – and it only goes and misses the bit where this most fascinating of Sky News anchors is told:You seem to be a bit dim, if you don’t mind me saying.

Still, you do get the irate Chris Bryant’s DON’T LIE, DON’T SAY WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW MADAM rap at Kay Burley. With the gracious use of ‘madam’ it sounds like something a frowning character in Mary Poppins might say, but what he really means is: You better know yourself, you best know yourself. Blud.

Then there is Burley herself admitting that nobody cares what she thinks about the world, before this wonderful hedge-betting statement/question/thing from the presenter…

“If Andy Coulson is guilty of phone-tapping as it seems that will eventually may or may not become the case, what should happen to him?”

You got it folks, KB has narrowed it down to two options for us: Coulson may, or he may not, be guilty of phone-tapping. One or the other will now eventually become the case. Got it.